Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I don’t cotton to rapists

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

Pocket is shutting down, so I switched to a self-hosted alternative - Android Authority

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

Scientists Uncover Giant 33-Foot Dinosaur That Could Redefine Jurassic Evolution - Indian Defence Review

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

Ethane Exporter Says U.S. Won’t Allow Shipments to China - WSJ

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

Super-magnetic dead star throws a violent temper tantrum as NASA X-ray spacecraft looks on - Space

I have complete contempt for fakery

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

Samsung sends out public safety alert urging Galaxy users to enable new security features - Android Police

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

Why are you a Muslim? Why is it Islam for you and not something else?

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I actually pay taxes

Why don't I want to talk to my girlfriend when she loves me a lot? I feel bored.

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

After 70 years of the crappiest computers ever made, why does IBM exist?

I don’t buy bullshit

I have a reading level above third grade

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

Trump asks Congress to pull $9.4 billion in funding for NPR, PBS and foreign aid - Axios

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

How can I stop overthinking and take action more quickly?

I can count

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

Why do people say African Americans act the way they do because they're poor, when the ones with money act the same?

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

Do you think the constitution and laws should be taught in school?

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

What is the alleged false reason behind Prince Harry's desperate demands for IPP (Intimate Partner Protection) for Meghan Markle and their family?

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

I have complete contempt for traitorism

Japanese queue for hours as rice shortage deepens - Financial Times

I understand how hurricane paths work

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I see through liars

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I can read

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.